I’m underappreciated. I’m the shit guys. I’m the fucking shit.–
1. Know how to fix a flat tire. 2. Don’t drink out of a straw. 3. Don’t take more than 30 minutes to get ready … and I’m being lenient on that one. 4. Don’t wear make-up, this includes nail polish. Unless you’re a Goth, gay, or a Trannie, it doesn’t belong on you. 5. Pay for dinner. 6. Walk on the outside of the street. The girl should always be on the inside. 7. Don’t be afraid to get...
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something...
You’ll meet her, she’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many...– (via eletheowl)
Don’t expect her to hang around much longer. She deserves to be more than...– (via eletheowl)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts...– Bridget Jones’ Diary (via eletheowl)
It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not.